Jessica's adventures in reading homestuck

kay, I’m gonna get this thing started now. Hope my thoughts are hilarious or whatever

okay I know close to nothing about card systems and even I know that’s a terrible system

me: wait why did he get rid of the arms doesn't he need those?
madison: no, he has arms
me: but he clearly does not have arms!
madison: he does have arms you just can't see them
me: so he has invisible arms and fake arms? that's silly

SUDDENLY: ARMS

CAKE!!

admittedly, I lol’d pretty hard at this

why does this seem like a conversation madison and I would have?

so after the 4th attempt at reading this I finally find this funny

hey, hammers are cool. I keep picturing John as Ramona Flowers now…

so because he says it’s not going to relevant obviously means that it actually it is going to be relevant, right? I’ll keep that in mind…

so is that Bro Strider?

uuuuuh, so John’s dad has interesting taste in decorating…

Madison says this a plot point. I guess this will become relevant later